You die and go to heaven, while at the pearly gates.
the gate keeper says "before these heavenly gates open, you must answer three questions correctly".
"First question. Does the universe end?"
You reply with "no"
"Second question. What is gods name?"
"Ino"
"Third question, are you related to god?"
"No"
A few hours pass and a angel asks, how did you get the gat open. you reply with...