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Panda Madness
posted by Calvin - June 11 2009 12:32:06 AM
A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Reply by Riddlemaker - December 16 2010 08:22:32 PM
It said: pandas eat, shoots, and leaves. Am I right?

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