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posted by Sifat - September 25 2009 04:19:01 AM
A night shift guard, while on patrol at night, dreams that the king will die in a plane crash. He tells the king so in the morning, but the king tells him not to worry, and flies anyway. When he returns from his trip, he fires the night shift guard. Why does the king fire the night shift guard?
Reply by MANoftheHOUR - November 10 2009 06:30:05 AM
For sleeping on the job.

Reply by Drakelar - December 07 2010 02:38:49 AM
For zzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reply by Drakelar - March 14 2011 12:14:59 AM
He wss sleeping, dumb guard

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